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Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn't advise you to start watching any serials on TV.
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Weather Joke
How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce
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Election Joke
A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow manure! For lack of anything better to say, he asked, 'Little boy, what are you doing?'
The boy replied, 'I am making George Bush with this manure, Mister. '
Now thoroughly taken aback, the man asked, 'Why are you making George Bush? Why not make, er, Bill Clinton?'
The boy answered, 'Oh no Mister, I can't make Bill Clinton. '
'But why not?' asked the man.
The boy replied 'Well, Mister, there isn't enough here to make Bill Clinton. '
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Bar Joke - 2
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, 'Hey that's a good idea!What is it that you put over your cigarette?'The other old lady said, 'It's a condom. ''A condom? Where do you get those?'The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, 'What size do you want?''One that would fit a Camel. '
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Aviation Joke
Stewardess' 'Yes, Sir?' 'I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep. ' 'Captain, shut up and land the plane. '
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Cat Joke
Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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Doctor Joke
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
'Where are you hurting?' asked the doctor.
'You have to help me, I hurt all over', said the woman.
'What do you mean, all over?' asked the doctor, 'be a little more specific. '
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, 'Owe, that hurts. ' Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, 'Ouch! That hurts, too. ' Then she touched her right earlobe, 'Ouch, even THAT hurts', she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis; 'You have a broken finger. '
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School Joke
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
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