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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman 'Give me six double vodkas. 'The barman says 'Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day. ''Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay. 'The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, 'I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!'On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender says 'Geez! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?'. 'Yeah, my wife. . . '
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Humor Joke
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, 'how much did you pay for that?' 'I paid through the nose!' he replied
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Cow Joke
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
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Vampire Joke
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
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Humorous Joke
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? 'I love you with all my art!'
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Top 100 Joke
10. Lower auto insurance premiums. 9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas. 8. Cleaner restrooms. 7. Tired of boring men's fashions and wants something new and exciting. 6. Women live longer. 5. Can get easily picked up in bars. 4. Really likes the guy next door but knows that he is not gay. 3. Failed to make the MEN'S U. S. Olympic Ski Team. 2. Wants to be an assistant to Clarence Thomas to find out if 'it's really true'. And the number 1 reason why John is officially becoming a woman:1. PMS - An Incredible Sensory Experience!!!
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Heaven and hell Joke
Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says 'So Morty, what's it gonna be Heaven or Hell?' Morty asks, 'What's the difference?' Sid says 'Take a look at the monitor over here. ' Morty goes to the monitor and sees scenes of heaven where people are quietly floating on clouds and playing harps in serene bliss. Morty turns to Sid and says 'Well That's nice. Pretty boring but nice. What's Hell like?' Sid tells him to look at the other monitor. Morty does and sees scenes of young people having sex and dancing and smoking and drinking and laughing and singing and generally having a great time. 'This is great!' says Morty. 'I think I'll try Hell. ' Sid directs him to the elevator and instructs him to push the down arrow. Morty does so and waits for the elevator to take him to hell. When the car stops at hell the doors spring open. Morty look s around from the elevator doorway and is shocked at what he sees. Everywhere are people burning in agony, screaming in pain, drowning and suffering. There are laughing demons with pitchforks piercing their skin. Its horrible, disgusting. Morty presses the up button and goes right back to Sid. ' 'What is this!? Hell is nothing like you showed me on the monitor! It was awful down there!' Sid says, 'You mean that monitor?' 'Yes, ' says Morty. 'Oh, well, that was just the pilot. '
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