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Love and Marriage Joke
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
She said, 'Somewhere I have never been!'
I told her, 'How about the kitchen?'
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Funny Joke Online
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst 'booking-in' the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar. When this man gets to the front of the queue Jesus asks him his name. 'Joseph' is the reply, which makes Jesus more inquisitive. 'Occupation?' is the next question, the reply being 'Carpenter'. Jesus is now getting quite excited. In quite a state Jesus asks 'Did you have a little boy?', the answer is 'yes'. 'Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?' asks Jesus, 'Yes' comes the reply. Jesus looks at the old man in front of him and with a tear in his eye shouts 'FATHER, FATHER'?!The old man looks puzzled and after a moment replies. . . . 'Pinnochio?'
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Brother and sister Joke
My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.
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Witch Joke
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
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Criminal Joke
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.
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Totally Weird Joke
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So. . he decided to go down & get some. So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said 'What was THAT?' And the invisible man said 'I don't know. . . but my butt sure hurts. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.
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Children Joke
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E, A, R. Then to use it in a sentence he pretended to take a big hit off a joint and then while pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he predended to pass the joint to little Suzy and said 'Ear'
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