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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Kids Puns
Waiter to customer: 'Our specialty is snails. ''I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!'
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Monster Joke
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
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Children Joke
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart, ' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: 'Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?'
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Situations Humor
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headacheand asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hourlater Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms. 'I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms. ''Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you evertried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?'
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Worst Joke
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 'J' STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN NUMBER 95-2374DATE: OCTOBER '20
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Insect Joke
What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
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Pig Joke
Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
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Joke for Halloween
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too. Snow White relents and says 'When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around. 'Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED. Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?Scroll down for the answer. ??????????????????Come on now, this should be easy for a person of your mental powers!?????????????????????The product being advertised is. . . ???????????????????SEVEN UP!
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