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Bumper Stickers - 7
When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty
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Politics Humor
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. 'Well, ' argued the doctor, 'without aphysician mankind could not have survived, so I amsure that mine is the oldest profession. ' 'No, ' said the engineer, 'before life beganthere was complete chaos, and it took an engineerto create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older. ' 'But, ' chirped the triumphant politician, 'who created the chaos?'
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Time Joke
Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
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Funny Famous Joke
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis). The patient goes to a doctor who says he's never seen anything like it, but his penis would probably have to be amputated. The patient then goes to another doctor, who also doesn't know anything about this decease, but thinks the amputation is indicated. Deeply distressed, the patient decided to go to a Soviet emigre doctor, figuring he may be familiar with this V. DIndeed, the Soviet emigre doctor says, 'I know this decease! Your American doctors always want to cut. Don't do anything. Two week later, prick fall off by himself!'
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Spiked Humor
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k Mart.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Music Joke
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
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Accountant Joke
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
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