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Bumper Stickers - 4
I love cats. . . they taste just like chicken.
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Doctor Joke
A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it. The operation went smoothly, and the doctor sent the business man a bill for $'5
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Children Joke
Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
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Mad Joke
How are daughter's boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Lawyer Joke
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, 'Are you crazy? You'll never be able to outrun that bear!''I don't have to, ' the first lawyer replied. 'I only have to outrun you. '
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Relationships Joke
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm goingto bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'mgoing to marry. 'The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful womeninto the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat fora while. He then says, 'Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry. 'She immediately replies, 'The red-head in the middle. ''That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?''I don't like her. '
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Military Joke
The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters. In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes. Sometime later, the Syrian Defense Minister was shopping for weapons in Moscow. His host, the Soviet Defense Minister, was embarrassed about the scorecard from Lebanon. He told his Syrian guest, 'Take anything you want - our best tanks, rifles, or surface-to-air missiles. ''No, no - you don't understand!' the Syrian replied. 'Last time you gave us surface-to-air missiles. This time we need surface-to-*jet* missiles!'
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