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What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of jock itch.
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Just for Laughs Joke
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
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Old People Joke
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.
Her friend saw this and said, 'Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?'
The other old lady said, 'It's a condom. '
'A condom? Where do you get those?'
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in condoms, but he asked her, 'What size do you want?'
The old lady thought for a minute and then said, 'One that will fit a Camel!'
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I left the womb for this?
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Various animal Joke
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !
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Gender Joke
A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED. I'm tired. I'VE GOTTA GO. Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. WHAT'S WRONG?I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this. WHAT'S WRONG?What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. I liked it better before. YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. $50 and it doesn't look that much different! YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair! LET'S TALK, HONEY. I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. WILL YOU MARRY ME?I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. WILL YOU MARRY ME?I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.
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If you can read this I have lost my caravan.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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