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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Kids Joke
Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?On squid row!What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?Monkfish!What bit of fish doesn't make sense?The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?A fish tank!What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?Tsardines!What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
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Bus Joke
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark
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College Humor
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, 'Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?''That doesn't prove anything, ' the woman countered. 'Think about this - When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?'
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Business Joke
Dinosaur #1: 'How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?' Dinosaur #2: 'What is an economist?' Dinosaur #1: 'A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that's not important and don't ask what a Kangaroo is. ' Dinosaur #2: 'I don't know, how many?' Dinosaur #1: '10 economists and one grad student. One economist to make a model, one to run the regression, one to test the hypothesis, one to interpret the results, one to conclude how to screw it on, one grad student to screw it on, and five economists trying to fight off the dinosaurs trying to eat them.
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History Joke
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
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