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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Apple Joke
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. 'What kind of pie do you call this ?' asked one schoolboy indignantly. 'What's it taste of ?' asked the cook. 'Glue!' 'Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap. '
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Bumper Stickers - 4
i can resist everything except temptation.
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Internet Joke
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
I killed a -pack just to watch it die.
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Pig Joke
What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
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Book title Joke
I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea
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Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'. . . but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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