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Miscellaneous Joke
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. 'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. 'Um . . . 22. ' The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?' The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, 'Five foot two!' This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics, something that she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. 'Just to confirm for our records, your name please?' The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, 'Cindy!' The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, 'What were you doing when I asked you your name?' 'Oh, that!' replies the blonde, ' I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear. . . ''
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Funny Kids Joke
hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
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Spiked Humor
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?Father: No, My Dear, it wasn't the noise. It was the silence.
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Internet Joke
Have you seen www. yawn. com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.
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Ethnic Humor
A man calls his mother in Florida. 'Mom, how are you?''Not too good, 'says the mother. 'I've been very weak. 'The son says, 'Why are you so weak?'She says, 'Because I haven't eaten in 38 days. 'The man says, 'That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, 'Because I didn't want my mouth to be filledwith food if you should call. '
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Strange Humor
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's:We learn about VD in:'IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN'Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:'I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!'Is Linus gay?'ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN'Charlie moves back to his house in East L. A in:'OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?'See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:'NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!'Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:'IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN'What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego 'Mr. Clean' in:'GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN'Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in:'ROLL US A FAT ONE, CHARLIE BROWN!'Charlie Brown gets his first job in:'WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?'Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and stripping cars in:'GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN'Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in:'WHO NEEDS MEN, CHARLIE BROWN?'
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Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
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