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Computer Joke
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her to 'Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it. ' About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.
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Dog Joke - 2
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
It always plays with the 'paws' button on the VCR.
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Internet Joke
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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Funny Joke Online
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show. . . Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend's skin . . . Fashion experts say that President Bush is helping bring back cowboy boots and cowboy hats. See, so it is not just for male strippers anymore . . . LeAnn Rimes apologized to fans for the quality of her new album. Isn't that unbelievable? If LeAnn Rimes has to apologize for her album, what the heck is Kathie Lee going to do, commit suicide?In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Hugh Hefner admitted having 7 girlfriends, one for each night of the week . . . Someone should tell him those are called nurses. He said they all have sex together in the same bed. He said Viagra makes it possible . . . I think money makes it possible!Surgeons in Britain amputated the hand of the world's first hand transplant patient because the guy requested it, after his body rejected it. How depressing is that? It's bad enough getting rejected by women, but guys, when your own hand turns you down?According to a new government report, the military is running out of bullets. We are running out of ammunition! Oh good . . . let's tell our enemies . . . that's what I love about our country, you can't tell your sexual preference in the Navy, but you can tell our enemies we're running out of ammunition. 'We don't have any bullets, and I can't tell you if I'm gay. '
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Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs 8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket 7> Shrimp Cockatiel 6> Fettucine AlFido 5> Chicken Poodle Soup 4> Turtlellini 3> Lhasa Thermidor 2> Rex-Mex Enchihuahuas 1> I'll-Teach-You-to-Piss-On-My-Pillow Persian Pancakes [ This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff-Davis ] [ *To forward or repost, please include this section. * ] [ The Top Five List top5@walrus. com www. topfive. com ]
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Joke of the Day
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
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Police Joke
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. 'Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road'?The woman replied, 'Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!'Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, 'Ma'am. . . that's your air freshener. '
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Weirdest Joke
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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