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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of office humor jokes and other funny jokes |
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Men Joke
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. 'A penny for your thoughts, ' she said. 'It's amazing!' he replied. 'I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46. 50. '
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Sport Joke
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. 'Your holiness, ' said one of the Cardinals, 'Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match. ' The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life. 'Not to worry, ' said the Cardinal, 'we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres. . . We can't lose!' Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. 'I came in second, your Holiness, ' said Nicklaus. 'Second?!!' exclaimed the surprised Pope. 'You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!' 'No, ' said Nicklaus, 'second to Rabbi Woods. '
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Humor Joke
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Dumb Joke
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.
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Gravity always gets me down.
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Dumb People Joke
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it in the crocodile's mouth, then he hit the crocodile over the head and after a few good smacks he pulls it out and shows the bar tender, 'Look, no marks. 'The bartender is still unsure so the man asks. . . 'Would anyone else like to try?'The bar is quiet and a few minutes later a blonde in the corner stands up and says. . . 'I will but don't smack me on the head!'
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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