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Law and Lawyer Joke
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. 'Your honor, ' he said, 'I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine. ''Why ?' asked the judge. 'He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?''Well, your honor, ' replied Carlson, 'I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.
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Miscellaneous Joke
As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson. . . 3050 B. C. - A Sumerian invents the wheel. Within the week, the idea is stolen and duplicated by other Sumerians, thereby establishing the business ethic for all times. 525 B. C. - The first Olympics are held, and prove similar to the modern games, except that the Russians don't try to enter a six-footer with a moustache in the women's shot put. 214 B. C. - Tens of thousands of Chinese labor for a generation to build the '1
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house?
A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: 'Thanks for the TV'
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Lawyer Joke
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail. What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates? Increased unemployment? Lower productivity? No, it's something much more economically debilitating - and permanent. Three American lawyers have become the first foreign attorneys permitted to practice law in Japan. What's more, two of them are from New York!The decline has begun. Japan has one attorney for every '10
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Love and Marriage Joke
BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the trunk with their luggage is a nice touch. Add some peanutsIf you can get access to their luggage after they have packed, add styrofoam peanuts in whatever nooks and crannies are left. Impossible to drive awayJack up the car, put blocks under the axle, then lower the car onto the blocks. When the newlyweds try to make their getaway, watch them rev. . . and rev. . . and rev.
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!. . . who said that?
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Dirty Joke
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that. the man says what the little girl says that between your legs the man says oh that well the thing that is standing is the bird the two things on the side are the eggs and the thing aroundit is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave so he can get some sun he falls asleep when he wakes up there are peramedics around himhe asked what happen the peramedic said ask the little girl the old man calls her over what happen the little girl said when you wentto sleep I tryed to make the bird fly I pulled and pulled but he got big and spit at me so I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnd the nest.
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