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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Food Joke
What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
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Dirty Joke
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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Clinton Joke
In a survey of American women, when asked, 'Would you sleep with President Clinton?' 86% replied, 'Not again'
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Religious Joke
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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American Joke
A man walked into the ladies department. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
'What type of bra? asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquired the man 'There is more than one type?'.
'Look Around. ' Said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras, replied the sales clerk.
Confused, the man asked, 'Only three? What are they?'
The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?'
Still confused the man asked, 'What is the difference between them?'
The lady said, 'It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of
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Humor Joke
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1. 00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
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