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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of nonsense upon stilts and other funny jokes |
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie . . . complete with leathers and tattoos
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Bird Joke
Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !
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Bird Joke
Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.
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Stand Up Joke
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices. . . You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice. We notice that some of our notices have been noticed. On the other hand, some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It is noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticeable. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to the Notices because we do not want the noticed to go unnoticed.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February '17
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Stupid Men
My husband insists on accompanying me to the car showroom!
Men!!
Why would someone who thinks doing laundry is complicated think I need help buying a car?
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Legal Humor
Attorney to witness: 'And where was the location of the accident?'Witness: 'Approximately milepost 499. 'Attorney: 'And where is milepost 499?'Witness: 'About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500. '
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Worlds Best Joke
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson. The old man looks at his son and asks. . . 'Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is gonna be yet when he grows up?'The man curls his eyebrows and asks 'huh?'The old man gets up and says 'wait right here. 'About five minutes pass and the old man comes back with a bottle of beer, some poker playing cards, and a bible. The old man lines up the three items in front of the infant and looks at the man and says:' Ok, here's how it works. . . If the boy grabs the beer he's gonna be a drunk. If he grabs the cards he's gonna be a gambler. If he grabs the bible he's gonna be a preacher. 'The baby stares at the items for a moment. He then reaches out and grabs all three items. The old man shouts. . . 'HOT DANG SON - HE'S A DEMOCRAT!'
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