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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Satire Joke
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
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Easter Joke
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
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Dumb Joke
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!
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Christmas Joke - 2
To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Daddy's home and I think he's drunk. He's walkin' real slow, he slurs when he speaks, I don't even think he's shaved in two weeks, Daddy's home and boy is he drunk, He spent most of our money on Johnny Walker Black And then he took all of the rest and lost it at the track. Sooooooo. . . . You better not pout, you better not cry, I don't like that look in his eye, Daddy's home and I think he's. . . . Daddy's home and boy is he. . . . . . . Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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Rabbit Joke
What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.
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Mental health Joke
Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
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Humorous Joke
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam. He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in. No sound. He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole. He listened, but there was no sound. He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, 'How deep is this hole?' The farmer said, 'Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?' The man, not wanting to g et the blame, said, 'No. ' The farmer said, 'Oh well. He can't get far. He was tied to a railroad beam. '
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