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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Romance Joke
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, 'Over my dead body !' He downed his drink and replied, 'Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit. '
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Aviation Joke
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory. The crying baby on board is always seated next to you. The best-looking woman/man on your flight is never seated next to you. The less carry-on luggag e space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
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Office Humor
Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products, she asked, 'Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?' Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, 'Judging from your skin, twenty your hair, eighteen and your figure, twenty five. ' 'Oh, you flatterer!' she gushed. 'Hey, wait a minute!' Harold interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet. '
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Food Joke
What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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Weirdest Joke
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Men Joke
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, 'I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone. . . '
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Joke for Halloween
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $'5
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Funniest Joke
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
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