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Food and Drink Joke
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
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Food and Drink Joke
And what's your name?' the secretary asked the next new boy. 'Butter. ' 'I hope your first name's not Roland, ' smirked the secretary. 'No, ma'am. It's Brendan. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Wife: What do you mean coming home half drunk at this time of night?
Husband: It's not my fault - I ran out of money.
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If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Didja hear the news? asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. 'Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!' 'Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!'
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Assorted Joke
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day. He left her a note saying:'Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I'm leaving you for an 18 year old blonde model. We'll be staying at the Sheraton. 'He then packed his things and went there. When he arrived at the Sheraton, there was a message for him from his wife. It read:'Dear John. I too am 54 years old. I have followed your example and am staying at the Hyatt with an 18 year old Italian hunk. And I'm sure that you, as an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times than 54 goes into 18!'
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Sport Joke
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. 'Bad day at the course?' his wife asked. 'Everything was going fine, ' he said. 'Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee. ' 'Oh, That's awful!' 'You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. '
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Marriage Joke
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, 'What's that?' Adam replied, 'Boys, That's where your mother ate us out of house and home. '
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