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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of new york comedy club and other funny jokes |
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on stage?A: Tabby or not tabby!Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?A: I'm paw!Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?A: An aunt-eater!Q: What do tigers wear in bed?A: Stripey pyjamas!Q: Why did the cat put the letter 'M' into the fridge?A: Because it turns 'ice' into 'mice'!
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Bicycle Joke
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, please?
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Priceless Joke
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. 'You'll get your chance in court, ' said the Desk Sergeant. 'No, no, no!' said the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!'
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Will work for food - Will beg for sex
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !
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Idiot and fool Joke
Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!
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Car and train Joke
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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