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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals. '
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Criminal Joke
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Horse Joke
What's the difference between praying in church and at the track? At the track you really mean it!
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E-mail Joke
How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
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Best Joke Online
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories. First Pupil: 'I visited my Nana. 'Teacher: 'Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother. 'Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo. 'Teacher: 'Please, you had a ride on a train. 'Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time. 'Teacher: 'Excellent. And what was the name of the book?'Third Pupil, with a big grin: 'Winnie The Shit!'
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Bus Joke
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !
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Naughty Joke
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, 'My dad's tougher than your dad!''Oh yeah?' said Little Johnny, 'My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!''Really?'Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!''
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