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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Horse Joke
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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Weirdest Joke
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
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Totally Weird Joke
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers. 'Are you Mr. Johnson?' the asked? He admitted that he was. 'Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?' Again, the man admitted that was he. 'And what did you do then, ' the troopers asked. ' The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed. 'Where is your car now?' the t roopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage. 'May we see the car?' asked the troopers. The man answered, 'Sure, ' and opened the garage. Inside the garage was the state troopers car.
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Humor Joke
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. Hey kid! the farmer says, where ya goin with that wire? Well, the kid drawls, this here aint just any ol wire, this heres chicken wire. Im fixin to catch me some chickens!You cant catch chickens with chicken wire! says the farmer. Sure I can! the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, hes got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmers sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. Hey kid! the farmer yells, where ya goin with that tape? Well, this here aint just any ol tape, says the kid, this heres duck tape. Im fixin to catch me some ducks! You cant catch ducks with duck tape! says the farmer. Sure I can! the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer cant believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. The next day the farmers sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. Hey kid! the farmer says, where ya goin with that stick? Well, this here aint just any old stick, says the kid, this heres pussy willow. Hang on, says the farmer, Ill get my hat!
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
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Kids Puns
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!
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