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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !
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Dog Joke - 2
What does a French poodle say before each meal?
Bone appetit!
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Father Joke
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, 'Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. '
The mother exclaimed, 'But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this . . . by the way, what wa
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Cop Joke
A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail or signal lights; no windshield wipers. Also, it was overloaded and had bad brakes. 'Mister, ' the patrolman said to the driver, 'I think the best way to charge you is 'hauling wood without a truck. ''
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Women Joke
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. 'Honey, ' she said to her husband, 'when I get my way, That's a compromise. ' 'What is it when I get my way?' he was quick to ask. She replied, 'That's a miracle!'
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Children Joke
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know, ' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals. '
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Easy to Remember Joke
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up. 'All the ladies down on the floor, ' one handsome robber commanded. 'My grandmother too?' the little girl asked. 'Yes, your grandmother too!''All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses. ''My grandmother too?' 'Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties. ''Surely you don't mean my grandmother too?' asked the little girl. Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, 'YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart. 'When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled, 'YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!'
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Science Joke
What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
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