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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dirty Joke
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.
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Horse Joke
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!
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Fun Funny Joke
? She opens the car door.
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Book title Joke
The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor
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Clinton Joke
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says 'I feel your pain', and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If you can do the time, you can do the crime.
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Medical Joke
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: 'I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth. ' The woman then says with anticipated agony, 'Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!' To which the dentist replies: 'Well make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair. '
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Silliest Joke
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience 'Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?' and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks 'Who here has ever SEEN a ghost?' and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks 'Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?' and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says 'what was it like?' and he said 'Oh. . . it was great!! Never had any like it before!!' and she asked 'Really?? So the ghost was good??' and the old man said 'GHOST!?!?!?! I thought you said GOAT!!!!'
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