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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Golf Joke
am and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, 'Oh my God, what should I do?'
Harry replies; 'Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away. '
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E-mail Joke
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
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Funniest Joke
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, 'Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?'The doctor answered, 'Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain. ''I know, but can't you give me some idea?, ' she asks. 'Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little. . . ''Like this?' 'A little more. . . ''Like this?' 'No. A little more. . . ''Like this?' 'Yes. Does that hurt?' 'A little bit. ' 'Now stretch it over your head!'
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Hair and bald Joke
The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, 'My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of. '
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Aardvark Joke
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?
A darthvark!
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Spelling Joke
I gotta 'A' in spelling, Tony told his father. 'You dope!' he replied. 'There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!'
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Comedy Joke
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet this Frenchman called Jean Paul and become good pals. Jean Paul finds these two Poles some-what amusing and so he goes all out to make them happy. He treats them at pubs, bars, discotheques. This goes on for a while until one fine day Jean Paul does not turn up. The Poles assume that some important work would have held him up and do not take a serious note of it. But, perhaps something was serious as Jean Paul does not turn up for next five days. At this the Poles get alarmed and go to the police station to lodge a report. The inspector asks them to give details of the person who's missing. The following conversation follows:Markowski: Well, his name is Jean Paul. Inspector: It's a very common name in France. Something more please. Krachevski: Well, he is very tall. Inspector: Most of the people in France are tall. Big deal. Markowski: Well, he's got blue eyes. Inspector: Oh! no. Something more substantial. Krachevski: I got it. This is slightly uncommon. I'm sure now youshall be able to track him. You see, He's got two holes in his ass. Inspector: (shocked): Well, well, that's curious. Are you sure?Krachevski: Ya! Ya!Inspector: Are you definitely sure that this very personal info youhave is CORRECT?Krachevski: Most certainly. Inspector (still skeptical): But how're you so sure?Krachevski: Simple. Whenever we used to go with him to the bar, everyone used to greet him as 'Here comes Jean Paul with the two ass-holes!'
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