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Archive of naughty jokes in hindi and other funny jokes |
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Dirty Joke
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
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Horse Joke
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
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Military Joke
Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands. Top Ten Things The Chinese Have Learned By Examining Our Spy Plane10. American codes can be broken by anyone with a basic understanding of Pig Latin 9. On-board computers were mainly used for Internet casino video poker 8. According to plaque, 'When Bush gives order, nod politely, wait to hear what Cheney says' 7. Cockpit full of Colt 45 bottles 6. Mission was to determine if Chinese people can fly like in 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' 5. 'Cloaking device' button only there because pilot's a 'Star Trek' fan 4. Maybe not the best idea to write 'Spy plane' on wings 3. The plane's sole security feature: an angry kitty 2. Plane is so high-tech lavatories feature futuristic blue water! 1. Americans smell like Doritos and Aqua Velva
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Ghost Joke
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
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Dentist Joke
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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