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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
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Sports Joke
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became to much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out but after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he got to going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike immediately took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 90 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radiod to the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes headed his way at over 90 mph. He then relayed, 'And you're not going to believe this -- but there's this *really* amazing guy on a 10 speed bike honking to pass!!'.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?
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Ouch Joke
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says 'put your dick in here, we'll do what your wife does for you'. Sothe guy puts his dick in there, and they sew a button on it.
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School Joke
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
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Business Joke
Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle. They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the subject of their meeting through takeoff and meal service until finally one of the passengers in an aisle seat offered to trade places so they could talk and he could sleep. After switching seats, one economist remarked to the other that it was the first time an economic discussion ever kept anyone awake.
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Naughty Joke
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out whatthe letters stood for. . . It is about time you became informed!{A} - Almost Boobs. . . {B} - Barely there. {C} - Can't Complain!{D} - Damn!{DD} - Double damn!{E} - Enormous!{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!{F} - Fake.
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