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Short Stupid Joke
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Frenchman: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in chocolate, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild. Aussie: When I finish making love to my wife, I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains, and my wife. . . she goes wild!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
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Bumper Stickers - 3
God must love stupid people. . . he made so many!
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Aviation Joke
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols. Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly tired, he was not in a particularly good mood. (Almost a scrooge) Going to check in his luggage (which, for some reason, had become one suitcase with entirely new clothes), he saw hanging mistletoe. Not real mistletoe, but very cheap plastic with red paint on some of the rounder parts and green paint on some of the flatter and pointer parts, that could be taken for mistletoe only in a very Picasso sort of way. With a considerable degree of irritation and nowhere else to vent it, he said to the attendant, 'Even if we were married, I would not want to kiss you under such a ghastly mo ckery of mistletoe. ' 'Sir, look more closely at where the mistletoe is. ' 'Ok, I see that it's above the luggage scale which is the place you'd have to step forward for a kiss. ' 'That's not why it's there. ' 'Ok, I give up. Why is it there?' 'It's there so you can kiss your luggage good-bye. '
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Food and Drink Joke
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - That's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
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Blonde Joke - 1
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set. One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two. After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. 'What took you so long?' inquired the Redhead. 'There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?' replied the Brunette. 'No. Blondie is still out there somewhere. ' They decided to wait. Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde 'What took you so long?''What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the idignant blonde, 'You used your hands!'
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Joke for Speeches
You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3!You're out!
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Book title Joke
Keep on Trying by Percy Vere
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