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Elephant Joke
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
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Dog Joke - 2
When is a dog most impolite? When he points.
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Men Joke
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there to listen to himbrag about the screwing part!
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Satire Joke
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat. 'What is heat?' Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar. Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. 'What is heatDad'?Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy andbrings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks itin Gasoline and swips her bottom with it. Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down thestreet and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says'where is missy?'Angela said 'missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her downthe street.
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Animal Joke
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, 'I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!'The second says, 'Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!'Then the third rat gets up and says, 'Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat. '
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Business Joke
What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
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Parent Joke
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, 'My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!'
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