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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Weird Women Joke
Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
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Women Joke
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
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Vampire Joke
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
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Military Joke
While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place. . . Tower: 'Sir, do you need any assistance?' Cobra: 'I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet. '
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Animal World
What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.
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Time Joke
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, 'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. '
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Kids Joke
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks
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Miscellaneous Joke
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender asked him one day, 'Why do you always order three shots of whiskey?' The man answered, 'Because my two brothers and I always used to have one shot each, and since they've both passed on, I've continued to order the three shots in their honor. ' The bartender thought that this was a very noble thing to do, and welcomed the man every time he visited the bar. Two weeks later, the man walked into the bar for his daily visit and ordered two shots of whiskey. Surprised, the bartender asked him why he only ordered two when had had always been ordering three. The man answered, 'Oh, I've decided to stop drinking. '
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