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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of mr silly and other funny jokes |
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Old age Joke
Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore? 'I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat. '
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Romance Joke
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.
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Religious Joke
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. 'Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine, ' said the nun, gently patting his hand. 'We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?' 'No, I'm not, ' the man whispered hoarsely. 'Then can you pay in cash?' persisted the nun. 'I'm afraid I cannot, Sister. ' 'Well, do you have any close relatives?' the nun questioned sternly. 'Just my sister in New Mexico, ' he volunteered. 'But she's a humble spinster nun. ' 'Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters - they are married to God. ' 'Wonderful, ' said Mr. Smith. 'In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in -law. '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.
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Humorous Joke
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, 'You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!'
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Bumper Stickers - 1
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
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Dumb Joke
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.
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Mad Joke
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and. . . I think it's just proper that I should own one. And what is this 'one' you're referring to?Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?No!My nipples are already prominent and it catches attention. Nope!It will be just proper at my age. . . I said no way. . . !But all of my friends wear. . . Timmy! How many times shall I tell you that bras are for girls!?
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