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One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened. He replies:' Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK so I asked OK what? So they got real angry and beat me up. 'The next day, the teacher sees new cuts and bruises on little johnny's body so she asks him what happened and tells her the same thing. So she tells him not to say anything should the same thing occur tonight. Next day at school, little johnny comes to class with a head band on his head and crutches with his face all blue and swollen. When the teacher asks what happened, he says:' Like you said, last night, when my dad asked OK? and mom said OK, I didn't say anything. After a while, they started moaning and groaning but still, I didn't say a thing until dad asked:'did you come?' and mom answered'Yeah, I came' and I said'where were you?'
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Criminal Joke
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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Vampire Joke
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Do not put a question mark where God put a period.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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Joke for Speeches
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
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Top 100 Joke
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. I always try to count my blessings, but I am no good at fractions. War decides not who is right, but who is left.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
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