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Fun Joke
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!
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Computing Joke
Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line. 9. 'MAKE MONEY FAST' posts protected by 1st amendment, declare internet lawyers Canter & Siegel. 8. Home shopping 'network'. 7. Netrek corporate sponsorships. Out: Orion, Pollux, Klingus. In: Planet Bud, Toyota Prime, Intelworld. 6. Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums. 5. Dan Quayle appointed head of 'bandwidth expansion tiger team'. 4. Free netcom account with purchase of big mac. 3. Gameboy web browsers. 2. Tipper Gore cancelbot unleashed onto the net. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THE INTERNET CAN GET WORSE:1. Two words: 'Microsoft Network'
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Joke of the Day
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Known to friends as 'Brown-n-Serve, ' Fresh was anavid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largestfuneral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, theCalifornia Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the HostessTwinkies, and Skippy. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who 'never knew how muchhe was kneaded. 'Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled withmany turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting muchof his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who buttered him up. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Heenjoyed being prodded by his many friends who invariably poked fun athim. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and anotherbun in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Law Enforcement Joke
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named 'LOVE. ' It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, 'I'm looking for LOVE. ' The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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Dog Joke - 2
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Parent Joke
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refrigerator. As a reminder, I wrote at the top: 'IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT DOWN. ' When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I found the following message: 'MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT 'OUT OF IT. ''
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the key hole and you'll find out.
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