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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of mobile phone tracker joke and other funny jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Funny College Joke
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a 'Malcom X' shirt, helicopters land on her!
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Children Joke
Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: 'Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !'
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Computing Joke
The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate. At one point she wailed 'Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy four dollars in sales tax on a ten-dollar sale !'Suprisingly, the customers in front of me didn't seem too upset by the delay. Some even chuckled sympathetically. It wasn't until I got near the front of the line that I saw the neatly hand-lettered sign in front of the register: WE ARE CURRENTLY DOING BATTLE WITH OUR NEW COMPUTER FOR CONTROL OF THE STORE---WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE.
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Weird Women Joke
'Do you have any batteries?' a woman asks the hardware store clerk. 'Yes, m'am. ' The clerk gestures with his finger. 'Can you come this way?' 'If I could come that way, ' the woman says, 'I wouldn't need the batteries. '
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Horse Joke
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
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Face Joke
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
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War Joke
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, 'Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar. 'Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, 'Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing aboutyou!'
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