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Religious Joke
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you colour with?A crayant!Who is the most famous French ant?Napoleant!Why did the ant-elope?Nobody gnu!What is the biggest ant in the world?An elephant!Why don't anteaters get sick?Because they are full of antibodies!What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?An independant!
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Drunks Joke
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks. 2nd guy: Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI! 3rd guy: That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed! 1st guy: No, no. . you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They've never met.
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Satire Joke
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night. [Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women. ]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m. p. h. [Along with everything else in your mouth at the time. ]The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500s. [That same year men began asking, 'Put that on my WHAT?']The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B. C. [Does this explain Crocodile Dung Dee?]Watch out for flying hockey pucks - they travel at up to 100 mph. [Stand clear or you'll get pucked. ]America's first nudist organization was founded in '1929
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Weather Joke
How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!
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