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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
R2.
R2 who?
R2 or not?
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Fishing Joke
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, 'You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you. ' The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. 'Out of curiosity' the coastguard asked, 'What did it taste like?' The fisherman replied, ' Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle. '
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Dog Joke - 2
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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Joke for Kids
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
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Practical Joke
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date. 10. 'Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore. '9. 'Show me how you used to spank her. '8. 'Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter. '7. 'Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?'6. 'I just got my license today. '5. 'I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped memature. '4. 'Five bucks says she's a D-cup. '3. 'Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?'2. 'Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob. ''1. 'So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
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Lawyer Joke
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. 'All set back here, Captain, ' came the reply, 'except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards. '
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Children Joke
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning. 'This mower work, son?' the preacher asked. Little Johnny said, 'Sure does -- just pull on the cord hard, though. 'The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready to mow he yanked and pulled and tugged on that cord. Nothing worked. It wouldn't start. Thinking he'd been swindled, he took the mower back to Little Johnny'shouse. 'You said this would work if I pulled on the cord hard enough. ''Well, ' Johnny said, 'you need to curse at it sometimes. 'The preacher was aghast. 'I've not done that in years!''Just keep yanking on that cord, Preacher. It'll come back to you. '
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