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Pig Joke
A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.
Cop asks 'Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?'
The driver says 'Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field. '
The cop says' I want you to take that pig to the zoo!'
The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.
The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!'
He replied, 'Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now. '
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Golf Joke
A golf pro passes away and is standing in line at the pearly gates. Impatient and self serving, he skips line and heads right for St. Peter.
Explaining to St. Peter that he is a professional golfer and deserves better than waiting in line like others, he demands to be admitted to heaven.
St. Peter replies that there are no favourites in heaven and that he must wait in line as the others. Grudgingly, the pro heads toward the back of the line to wait his turn.
Just as he reaches the back of the line, he notices a gentleman, dressed similarly and carrying a putter, approach St. Peter. St. Peter nods and allows the fellow to walk through the gates into heaven.
The golf pro, not believing his eyes, storms up to St. Peter demanding an explanation: 'I'm a scratch golfer and have been for 20 years, and have been denied immediate entry to heaven, yet you let that weekend golfer walk right in. '
'Oh, that guy,' replies St. Peter. 'That's God. He only thinks he's a golfer. '
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Red Indian Joke
There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave. . . 'Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!' and then listened very closely until he heard the answer. . . 'Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!' He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something. 'No', said the other Indian. 'It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, 'Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!', and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, 'Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!' When he heard the return, 'Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!', off came the clothes and into the cave he goes. The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, 'Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!' Well. . . he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed. He got in front of the cave and hollered, 'Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!' He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, 'WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave. The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run Over By Freight Train!!
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Men Joke
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
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Aardvark Joke
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
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Joke for Halloween
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!
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Fishing Joke
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !
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