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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Moscow, Russia:First it was a flight in a MiG fighter jet. Then 30 seconds of weightlessness in a cosmonaut-training device. Soon thrill-seeking tourists may be able to ride in a Russian submarine, tank or missile ship. Pressed for money and burdened with surplus weaponry since the end of the Cold War, Russia is pioneering a new fad: military tourism. The only requirements are a taste for adventure and plenty of cash. As the plane goes into a dive from '30
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Children Joke
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. 'If you get in the car, ' the driver says, 'I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy. ' The boy refuses and keeps on walking. A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again. 'How about $20 and two pieces of candy?'The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking. Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road. 'OK, ' he says, 'this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat. ' The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. 'Look, ' he says to the driver. 'You bought the Chevrolet, Dad. You'll have to live with it!'
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At Work Joke
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, 'I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?' Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, 'Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like youwouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is veryefficient. ' 'Oh, ' says the little girl, 'I thought it was because she closedher eyes when you lay her down on the couch. '
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
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Strange Humor
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order a round of drinks. One of the blondes raises her glass and shouts excitedly, '51!!' '51!!' The other blondes echo. After they have finished their drinks, another round is ordered. Again, the blondes toast '51'. This happens a few times. Finally, the bartender speaks up. 'Excuse me, ' He says, 'But why do you ladies keep doing that?' 'Well, ' Says one of the blondes, very bubbly, 'We got a puzzle, right? And it said 2-4 years on the box. We finished it in 51 days!!!!!'
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Food and Drink Joke
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. 'No bills larger than $20 will be accepted. ' The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, 'Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $'20
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Funny Kids Joke
Did you hear about the idiotic goalkeeper?
He saved the penalty but let it in on the action replay.
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Love and Marriage Joke
QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, 'I do' and 'You'd better!'
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