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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funniest Joke
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no eye deer.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handlesby now?
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Movie and TV Joke
Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li. . . A: Done!
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Bible Joke
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a whole new regimen. He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed his diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant. In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted. There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of lightning struck him and knocked him off his feet. As he lay there dying, he turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, 'Why, God, why now? After all I've been through, how could you do this to me?' Fr om up above, there came a voice, 'Sorry. I didn't not recoginize you. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, 'When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!'
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Medicine Joke
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news. . . he had cancer and alzheimers. The man replied, ' Well, at least I don't havecancer'
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Christmas Joke - 2
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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Christmas Joke - 1
Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can. ' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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