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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !
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Birthday Joke
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? 'Happy Birthday To Gnu!'
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Romance Joke
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Computing Joke
Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words 'Etch-a-sketch' on it. It's celebrity spokesman is that 'Hey Vern!' guy. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car. It's slogan is 'Pentium: redefining mathematics'. The 'quick reference' manual is 120 pages long. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. The screen often displays the message, 'Ain't it break time yet?' The manual contains only one sentence: 'Good Luck!' The only chip inside is a Dorito. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
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Dinosaur Joke
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Kids Puns
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum. Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it. They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?He thinks for a minute and says, ' Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in 'there' it will calm down. 'She exclaims, ' I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!'The husband replies, ' Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!'
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Business Joke
In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet. The copier is out of order!Yes, we have called the service man. Yes, he will be in today. No, we cannot fix it. No, we do not know how long it will take. No, we do not know what caused it. No, we do not know who broke it. Yes, we are keeping it. No, we do not know what you are going to do now. Thank You
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Pig Joke
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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