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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of melbourne comedy and other funny jokes |
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Bar Joke - 1
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: 'Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home. 'The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: 'Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?'
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Witch Joke
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Friends don't let friends drive naked!!
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Kids Joke
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. 'Mommy, ' she said, 'I'd like you to answer one question. ' 'Very good, ' replied her mother, 'I was wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees. ' 'It's not that, ' said the girl. 'I know all about screwing. What I would like to know is how to make lasagna. '
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Father Joke
You have five minutes to get dressed before leaving for a hot date. You suddenly realize you don’t have any clean socks. You:
a. Rummage through the dirty laundry, sniffing each sock until finding two that don’t make your eyes water.
b. Cover your ankle
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Insect Joke
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
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