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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Elephant Joke
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
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Dog Joke - 2
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
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Hunting Joke
What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off
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Bird Joke
Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !
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Government Humor
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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Free Adult Joke
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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Police Joke
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, 'Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?''Ever go a fishin'?' the policeman suddenly asked the man. 'Ummm, yeah. . . ' the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, 'Did you ever catch 'em all?'
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
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