|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of marriage one liners and other funny jokes |
|
Blind Joke
Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.
= = = = = = = = = =
School Joke for Kids
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. 'We need a fourth for poker, ' said the friend. 'I'll be right over, ' whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, 'Is it serious?''Oh yes, quite serious, ' said the doctor gravely. 'In fact, three doctors are there already!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Dirty Joke
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mad Joke
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's aknob called 'brightness
= = = = = = = = = =
Simple Joke
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter - not harder. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga? No! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. The coffee machine is broken. . . . Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day. I'm just resting my eyes.
= = = = = = = = = =
Children Joke
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, 'Hello?'Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to theyoungster, the boss asked, 'Is your Daddy home?''Yes, ' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, 'No. 'Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'Yes, ' came the answer. 'May I talk with her?'Again the small voice whispered, 'No. 'Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left homealone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the personwho should be there watching over the child. 'Is there anyone there besides you?' the boss asked the child. 'Yes, ' whispered the child, 'a policeman. 'Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the bossasked, 'May I speak with the policeman?''No, he's busy, ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' asked the boss. 'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman, ' came the whisperedanswer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like ahelicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, 'Whatis that noise?''A hello-copper, ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, 'The search teamjust landed the hello-copper. 'Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the bossasked, 'What are they searching for?'Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffledgiggle, 'Me. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Funny College Joke
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
= = = = = = = = = =
Police Joke
Hey, you Must have been doing' about 130 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hi Officer, Do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?
You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
'Bad Cop! No Donut!'
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
