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College Humor
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest. To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: 'Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing 'Wild Blue Yonder
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College Humor
Here's a silly one. . . . Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
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Animal Joke
Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.
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Dance Joke
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
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Stand Up Joke
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.
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Children Joke
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. 'Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300. ' 'Easy, Dad, ' the boy replied. 'I earned it hiking. ' 'Come on, ' the father said. 'Tell me the truth. ' 'That is the truth, ' the boy replied. 'Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!'
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Ethnic Joke - 2
This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, 'You're sitting in my seat!' The same Spanish man ignores him and orders another beer. The man again taps him on his shoulder, and tells him he's sitting in his seat. The same Spanish man gets up, leans over the seat, and says. 'I don't see your name on it. ' He sits down again and orders still another beer. 'The man says. . . I know Karate!' The small Latino man says, 'I know JUDO! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A GUN! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A KNIFE!'
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Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. 5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. 7. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again. 10. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 11. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?!'12. My Reality Check bounced. 13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. 14. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. 15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 16. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. 17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. And, 18. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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