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Computer Joke
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: 'I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!'
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Humor Joke
Martin asked David, 'In which state does the Ohio River run?' David answered with cool, 'In the liquid state. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !
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Criminal Joke
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.
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Sporting Joke
Little Johnny ran into the house, crying his eyes out. His mother asked him what had happened. 'Dad and I were fishing and he hooked a really big fish. It was huge. When he was reeling it in, though, the line broke and the fish got away. ' 'Goodness, Johnny,' his mother replied, 'you're a big boy now. You shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed. ' 'That's exactly what I did!' he sobbed.
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Bumper Stickers - 7
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Witch Joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !
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Kids Joke
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I won't do it any more, Mom, ' says the daughter. Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. ?If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?' ?You'll be fatter than that, ' says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, ?Excuse me, but do you know me?' And the little girl says, ?No, but I know what you've been doing. . . 'Sent by Max
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