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Lawyer Joke
What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.
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Humor Joke
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
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Office Humor
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutley religioius woman lived in this town when the flood hit, and she sat down to wait for God to save her. When the first rescue boat came in the worker called for her to come out but she just shook her head and said 'Thank you, but my God will save me. ' Shaking his head the rescue worker moved on. The waters rose and she climbed to the second story of her home to wait for God. A second boat came by and the worker called out 'Listen lady we've got to get you out of here!' Once again she thanked him profusely and said 'My God will save me. 'The waters rose a third time forceing her to her roof. The water was just closing around her ankels when a third boat came by. 'Lady, I'm the last boat out if you don't come now you're going to die. ' She just smiled 'My God will save me' she said quietly. Frustrated the worker moved on. The waters rose once again leaving her standing on her chimney. She heard a huge rukus above her head and when she looked up she saw an emergency helicopter. 'This is it lady, you have to come now or we won't be able to save you. ' Still she refused to go. The waters rose a final time dragging her under and she was drowned. When she got to heaven, the Lord asked her if she had any questions, and in a timid voice she replied. 'You said if I followed you, you would always save me. Why didn't you save me from that flood?' God looked at her in shocked disbelief and said: 'My child I sent three boats and a helicopter for you. . . What else did you want!'
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Assorted Joke
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix ofleather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earringare big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directlyacross from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man: 'What areyou looking at you old fart. . . didn't you ever do anything wild when you wereyoung?' Without missing a beat, the old man replies: 'Yeah, back when I was youngand in the Navy I got really drunk one night in Singapore and had sex witha parrot. . . . I thought maybe you were my son. '
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Joke of the Day
Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!
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Parent Joke
At dinner, Seth said to his father, 'Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault. ' 'How's that?' asked the master of the house. 'Remember I asked you how much $'500
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Business Joke
Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: 'Watch out for our invisible hands. ' 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3. You can talk about money without every having to make any. 4. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out. 5. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there. 6. If you rearrange the letters in 'ECONOMICS', you get 'COMIC NOSE'. 7. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue. 8. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility. 9. When you call 1-900-LUV-ECON and get Kandi Keynes, you will have something to talk about.
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Cat Joke
What magazine do cats like to read?
Good Mousekeeping.
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