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Joke for Halloween
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. 'That's it!' she shouted, 'I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!' 'Wait honey, ' Glen pleaded, 'Can't you at least let me explain?' 'Fine, let's hear your story, ' Donna replied. 'Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing, ' explained Glen. 'I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn't serve to me. ' 'Then, ' Glen continued, 'I showed her to the door and she thanked me. As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?''
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Instrument Joke
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. 'There's not much room on this page, ' he said. 'What shall I write?'Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, 'Write your repertoire. '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Men Joke
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
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Funny Joke
I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
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Firefighter Joke
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
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Car and train Joke
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
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