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Bible Joke
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good- natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: 'Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?' And a great voice w as heard from above: 'BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!'
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Spoof Joke
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. 'They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!' he cried out. The police were dumbfounded and dispatched an officer to the scene. However, before the police arrived, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. 'Never mind, ' he said with a hiccup, 'I got in the back seat by mistake!'
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Kids School Joke
Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
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Pig Joke
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
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Dog Joke - 1
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
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Gender Joke
Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. The lights are on but nobody's home.
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Blonde Joke - 3
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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