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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Firefighter Joke
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave. As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, 'Don't worry. . . it's just the dispatcher toning him out. '
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Cat Joke
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
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Elephant Joke
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
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Dinosaur Joke
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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Father Joke
Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be required reading for your class. Assign a report on Volume 1, Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.
2. Play 'Kumbaya' on the banjo.
3. Have a band waiting in the corner of the room.
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Joke of the Day
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, 'Is anyone here a doctor. 'One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, 'I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?''I've been stung by a bee. ' 'Oh really, where?' 'Between the first and second hole' 'Well, first of all, your stance is too wide. . . '
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Short Joke
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again.
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