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Women Joke
THE DOCTOR because he says 'Take your clothes off. 'THE DENTIST because he says 'Open wide. 'THE HAIR DRESSER because he says 'Do you want them teased or blown?'THE MILKMAN because he says 'Do you want it in the back or in the front?'THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says 'Once it's in you'll love it. 'THE BANKER because he says 'If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. '
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Medical Joke
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, 'Stick it through that curtain. 'Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out hispenis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains. 'That's not a foot!' screams the nurse on duty. 'Holy shit, lady!' the drunk exclaims, 'I never knew you hada minimum!'
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Funny Kids Joke
What happened when the cat swallowed the loose change?
It was money in the kitty.
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Bed Joke
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.
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Police Joke
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. 'Fred, ' he replies. Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred, ' the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The man replies, 'It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. I got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred. '
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Dumb People Joke
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
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Animal World
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: 'I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience. 'He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: 'I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience. 'Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. 'Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose, ' he typed. 'Please send us two of them. '
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Science Joke
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls.
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