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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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At Work Joke
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
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Blonde Joke - 1
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. 'All this was just too wonderful for words, ' he said, 'but what's the dollar for?' 'Well, ' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. ' He said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar. ' The blonde then said, 'The breakfast was my idea. '
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Rabbit Joke
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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Idiot and fool Joke
What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U. S.
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Legal Humor
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and ready. 'All set back here, Captain, ' came the reply, 'except onelawyer who is still going around passing out business cards. '
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College Humor
What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
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Business Joke
Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: 'Don't Walk. '
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Brother and sister Joke
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
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